A dog who is going poo on my front lawn!!! I have been waiting for this day for a LONG time. Let me give you a little background info...we are the ONLY house on our street. There are not even empty houses, just us. When we moved in we noticed dog poo that was not from our dogs. I have been trying to find these people ever since. Well today was my lucky day! My dogs started freaking out and barking non-stop. Even Tippy was barking (and she only barks when she's playing with Spike and Billy). So I go outside and there the dog is, squatting in my lawn. I go straight out front and see the lady and her two dogs walking away.
Me: Excuse me. Did your dog just poop in my yard?
Lady: Oh no, they always go in the dirt around here.
Me: Then why did I see your dog pooping in my lawn just now?
Lady: Did he?
She walks over and I show her the nasty brand new poo.
Lady: Oh my, he did...do you have a bag, I just used my only one. (Yeah right)
Me: Of course, let me get you one.
OH MAN! This made my day! I better not see any more poo!!
2 comments:
Wow...this sounds tense. Man, it would have been so cool if you guys started swinging! But you sure showed your neighbor who is boss and from now on she'll remember that.
You go girl. Maybe you should post a sign in your front lawn warning that a "watch girl" is on the prowl :)
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